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Caffeine Addict’s Quiz

I hate to admit it but this is totally ME! Caffeine Addict’s Quiz: Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether … Continue reading

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Top 10 Signs You’re Eating Genetically Modified Food

 The Top 10 Signs You’re Eating Genetically Modified Food: 10. Your green beans are attempting a split flanking maneuver on your clearly surprised mashed potatoes.   9. Whenever Gallagher appears on TV, your watermelon leaps up, grabs the remote and shuts off … Continue reading

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The formal dinner

A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at his home where they were going to serve stuffed whole baked fish as the main course. While the guests were eating the appetizer, the cook came to the host and whispered “Please … Continue reading

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Blasted Bran Muffins!

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the … Continue reading

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a little humor

I found this on line and thought it was cute…hope you enjoy it as much as I did. The Top 10 Signs You’re A Lousy Cook: 10. Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren   … Continue reading

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